How to Use a Washing Machine: A Guy's Guide

Hey guys! Welcome to 'Fat Boy Jim' – your no-nonsense guide to tackling life's challenges. Today, we're diving into the wonderful world of washing machines. Let's get started!

1. Sort Your Laundry

   First things first, it's time to sort your laundry. Whites with whites, colors with colors, and darks with darks. Think of it like separating your superhero action figures—no mixing Batman with Barbie. And don't forget to check those pockets! You don't want to wash your wallet or keys.

   
   

2. Load the Machine

   Next, load your washing machine. But remember, it's not a clown car. Give your clothes some room to swirl around. Balance the load if you're washing just a pair of jeans. Throw in a few more items to even things out.

   
   

3. Add Detergent

   Time for detergent. Measure it out according to the instructions. Yep, instructions exist for a reason. Use the cap to get the right amount. And remember, the detergent goes in the detergent drawer, not the sock drawer.

   
   

4. Choose Settings

   Choose your settings. Go for delicate, normal, or heavy-duty depending on what you're washing. And for the temperature—cold for colors, warm for whites. Hot water is great for gym clothes that smell like they've been marinated in foot odor.

   
   

5. Start the Machine

   Hit that 'Start' button and let the magic happen. While you wait, grab a coffee or binge-watch a series. You've earned it. If you're as forgetful as me, set a reminder for one hour to get the washing out!

   
   

6. Unload and Dry

   Once it's done or the timer goes off, unload your washing machine promptly to avoid that smelly mess. Hang dry delicate items and use the dryer for the rest. Set the dryer to the appropriate setting unless you want your T-shirt to fit your little cousin. Checkout my step by step guide to hanging the washing - https://www.fatboyjim.co.uk/post/mastering-laundry-a-step-by-step-guide-for-hanging-wet-washing-on-an-airer

Bonus Tips

Add some fabric softener if you want your clothes to smell like a meadow. And remember, don't overload the dryer—clothes need space to tumble and dry properly.